Why the hell does Kim Kardashian’s arse look like a glazed doughnut!?!
What is that woman thinking! For years us women have been told loose weight, look great – not have an arse the size of mount Everest!
And now MDWB’s what do you buy the man who has everything for his birthday… clearly the answer is an arse in silicone!
This wasn’t any old arse. Oh no – we’re talking a silicon sculpture of Kim’s own bottom that she apparently had made to show her husband just how she feels about him.
The replica was her idea for a gift, she thinks it’s artistic and knew Kanye would love it.
“It means he’ll always have a piece of her, albeit her bum, if Kim’s away working.”
Yeah and it also means that if Kanye ever gets shipwrecked at sea, he’ll have a handy flotation device to act as a life raft until help arrives. Plus if he ever decides he wants bum implants, he’ll have a pair all ready to go in.
Dear 2014…what have you inflicted upon the world?
A very disturbed by this culture of arse molding citizen